Monday, 11 February 2013
The Gym Quilt
Now to figure out how to quilt this quilt.
Lorna: Quilt, speak to me.
Lorna: Oooh, eat a cookie. Good idea. (Dusting off the cookie crumbs I say to the quilt). So quilt, do you want an all over pattern or definited quilting? Speak to me quilt.....
Quilt: Chocolate bar.
Lorna: Oooh, eat a chocolate bar. Good idea. We happen to have a new supply of Fry's Orange Cream Chocolate bars in our pantry. But (dusting off chocolate bits), that still doesn't help me with knowing how to quilt you.....
Quilt: Isn't it time to get some more Museum paperwork done?
Lorna: Gosh, you're right. We've got an exhibit coming up in March and the Annual General Meeting is tomorrow and we have to decide if we want to change the name of our Museum Board to meet Canadian Forces Museum standards. Maybe if I call Revenue Canada and stare at you while I'm waiting for an operator, an idea will strike.